Martina: These eggs are funny looking.
Meera: I don’t get the yolk.

Shaun: What are you doing up here on the roof?
Samia: I heard today’s lunch was on the house.

Lara: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Susan: Finding a half worm!

Kemi: You’re late again. Why don’t you get an alarm clock?
Vani: I did, but it keeps going off while I’m asleep!

Aunty Funke: You want a part time job working in the cafeteria? Well, we need someone who is responsible.
Sulafa: That’s me. On my last job, when ever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.

Helen: How do you make meat loaf?
Ghenwa: Send it on vacation.

Laila: How do you make a hamburger roll?
Atlanta: Give it a shove off a steep hill.

Laura: It’s raining cats and dogs.
Avnish: I know, I’ve just stepped in a poodle.